Wow. I have been quite the lazy bastard these few weeks.

This teaching thing by far is really killing me I must say. Been thinking about leaving but then I decided I will stay just for the soul purpose of teaching you hor... Wonderful children.

A Mr. Patrick Stump has 'accidently' caught all of your papers on fire so I will need them re written again and given to me as soon as possible. That would be fantastic if I could have them now. Thanks very much.

I'm going to sleep.

I've officially been procrastinating for as long as humanly possible if any of you have or can plainly see. I am a very busy man. Mostly just keeping all of you arrogant students in line.

Met some people, here or there. Hurt some people, here or there. Fucked some people, here or there. ::cough::

I will be having tutoring later Sunday if any of you need some help. Just come and find me. I will be in either my office or my room in the science wing.

Thats all I have to say.

I have found that I have the unique talent to fix DVD players...

I'm such a talented man aren't I?

Call me lazy. Hell, call me a procrastinator.

These journals confuse me quite so. And they confuse me even more especially when I have nothing to say in them.

So, I have met a lot of the other teachers. They are quite fine chaps. They make me want to continue my efforts in world domination. Nuff said.

I'm going to bed with my drugs and my alcohol and my little prostitute (my stuffed dinosaur Herbert). And no Brandon Flowers, you cannot stop me from doing so.

Date:	2006-02-24 15:34
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I suppose with all this horrible free time I have with grading papers, I might as well write in this journal.

Lets see... I met three wonderful people and I hope to see them all again soon.

Tyson, you are very enjoyable to have around. And yes, I do still respect the fact that you like to bottom. We must get cracking soon with this world domination thing. And P.S. I'm thinking we need to go buy some bulletproof vests too.

Derek, I hope to get to know you better. It's nice to talk to someone with the same intelligence level as my own. Come find me someday. I'm bored as Hell.

Mr. Flowers, you are quite the extraordinary student. I never would have thought you knew that much about science and anatomy. I gave you ten extra bonus points, just to tell you. You have an A now. I want to do something with you again. Maybe a concert or something? Oh yeah, you left your jacket at my house, you might want to come get it later.

I feel a bit faint, I think I had a bit too much to drink last night. Anyone know anything to cure this horrible migrane?

Hello my name is Carlos Dengler, but you may just call me Carlos D.

I am very excited to start teaching here. Teaching is one of my favorite hobbies and my job I suppose. I love the science field and anything really related to it. Not the biggest fan of math. Yuck.

I would love to meet you all. I will most likely be in my classroom the whole day. Straightening things out and everything.